February 2009
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heyheylookatmypenis: i hate when you have to take a poop and then you do and it hurts your butt and you’re like crying because you’re squeezing so hard and it hurts and then when you finish, and you’re actually crying tears of joy because it’s finally over, and you go to look to see what kind of monstrosity could have possibly cause this much pain AND THERE’S NOTHING THERE NOTHING
Feb 1st
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January 2009
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Imagine the roles of sex were changed?
badass-senorita: javisjohnson: the-best-on-mars: Where girls would try to have sex with as many guys as possible, and guys were thought of as the whores and sluts? LMAO. Something about this sounds too funny. Mars, I think you’re on to something, my friend.  imagine.  Word.
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Milk & Frijoles
Me: nom nom
Dad: i put the whole thing of queso in the beans for you
Me: Thanks
Dad: get a plate.
Me: fa shoo.
*I take the milk out of the fridge and strawberry syrup*
Dad: Who eats frijoles con milk?
Jan 31st
i come back to two new followers :)
WELCOME!
Jan 31st
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Back on my homework grind.
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Haven't been tumbling...
because of school.  I’m still doing homework and decided to get on just for a minute…. Here i am 20 minutes later : (
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
KURTIS THE STOCK BOY AND BRENDA THE CHECKOUT GIRL
fabulosity: streetsofchicago: I’m sure some of you have read it before, but it’s a good story and makes it hard to not like this guy at least a little bit. In an Iowa supermarket, Kurtis the stock boy, was busily working when a new voice came over the loud speaker asking for a carry out at register 4.  Kurtis was almost finished, and wanted to get some fresh air, and decided to answer the...
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Listeninfluent: getbuck:hotg0ssip:joshawesome:...
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"I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG"
“HOW CAN YOU THROW A GOVERNOR OUT OF OFFICE…?!”- Blagojevich I am watching the Impeachment Trial of Blagojevich and this man is way too full of shit. Get off your high and fcuking mighty chair and fess up.  You are corrupted and now it is biting you in the ass. Tough love from your state.
Jan 29th
Good-Morning Tumblr.
my eye is tripping, the redness went away but it still hurts : ( hopefully it gets better by tomorrow.
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Jan 29th
RHETORIC AND POLITICS...
my English class has a blog we need to keep up with and this is our topic for the week. Only if I knew what to actually write about : ( booo.
Jan 29th
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Long ass day=lack of tumbling : (
I am getting sick, FCUKKKKKK! : (
Jan 29th
In honor of Jackson Pollock.. →
devincastro: This is too much fun! Splatter away! [Click] to change the color of the ink. 
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
THIS is what's wrong with America. →
missdreass: bitchville: livesophia: This really bothers me.
Jan 28th
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::sighs:: : (
what the french toast.
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
FUCKIN SKANK (so pointless): One of those "you had...
lemon: Stfu Dobey!
Danny: damnnnn
Danny: burn!!!!!!!
Danny: lol
Christopher : Fuckin Skank
lemon: Yes, you =\
Christopher : talkin bout u bitch
lemon: You are*
lemon: The guy in the mirror in front of you? Okay >.>
bella: HAHAHAHAHA
bella: HAHAHAHA
Christopher: least i can look in the mirror
lemon: You stole mine =\
Christopher: ????
lemon: >.>
lemon: You stole my mirror...
lemon: That's why I can't look in it
Christopher: ...........\
bella: HAHAHAHAHA
bella: HAHAHAHA
bella: you two and your funny ass comebacks
Jan 28th
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Why so cranky?? : (
-so what if im tumbling to myself!
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